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正文 第三百五十三章 黑鱼回归

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作品:仙旅慈航 | 作者:会飞的猪

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    傅小蛙回到居所,孙超等人听闻傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的经过,不由得惊叹,编都编不出如此刺激的故事。www.biquge001.com不过傅小蛙隐藏掉金鸡王的那一段,这个金麦,还是越少人知道越好。

    傅小蛙回到屋,把四周的门窗都关上,接着从床底下掀开两块砖头,往地下刨一刨,刨出一个罐,这是黑鱼最喜欢的居所,黑鱼说沉睡几百年对它有感情,应着黑鱼的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐里,然后走到哪埋到哪,据说它要不停地吸取地气。

    他抱着罐从床下爬出来,拍拍身上灰土,将罐放在桌面上,摸摸下巴,看样黑鱼还在里面死睡。

    傅小蛙掏出在金鸡山得到的麦穗,现在的麦穗已经失金色的光芒,跟普通的麦穗没有两样。他打开罐,伸手往里面掏一掏,摸到里面的黑鱼,果然还在里面。他抓住黑鱼的尾巴,拎着尾巴把黑鱼从里面拔出来。那黑鱼此刻就像一条死鱼般软趴趴的,不管傅小蛙怎么晃动,也没作声响。

    这个黑鱼,救过他的命,所以他很有感情,他会想尽办法,也要把黑鱼救醒。

    嗯?椅腿有点松脱。 傅小蛙拎起着黑鱼的尾巴,吧吧吧砸下去,重新把椅敲紧。

    如果灵兽粮对异兽有用,那么应该会有一些帮助,傅小蛙是这么想。

    用力掰开黑鱼的嘴巴,黑鱼从下往上长的两颗獠牙看起来很滑稽。傅小蛙将一颗麦丢进去,然后等待。

    只见那桌面上的黑鱼,嘴巴蠕动了一下,像是在咀嚼吞咽,在睡梦呢喃道:“开饭了,好幸福……”

    傅小蛙把另一颗麦放到它的嘴边,见那黑鱼嗅动一下,舌头像青蛙一样弹出来,卷走傅小蛙手上的麦穗,然后像发出像猪一样的咀嚼声。

    还没醒。傅小蛙抓着它的尾巴往椅上叭叭叭。就是摔打几下,那黑鱼依然是在那幸福的咀嚼。

    傅小蛙再掏出一颗辣椒,掰开黑鱼的嘴往里面丢去,依然是猪一样的咀嚼声。

    “我勒个操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水!!!”

    那黑鱼嚎叫着从桌上跳进泥土之,窜上窜下,接着消失不见。估计钻到几十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。

    傅小蛙抱着手在等待,不到一会,这才见到黑鱼从地底窜出来,像只快要死的狗一样,仰着面向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘着气。

    “怎么样,睡得还舒服吗?”傅小蛙然地问道。

    那黑鱼跳起来破口大骂道:“舒服你大爷,让老吃辣椒,小爷我平生最讨厌吃辣椒,老就白救了你这个没心肝的!”

    “哇拷,哥哥我可是费尽心思找灵兽粮救你回阳,你不知道感谢也就罢了,还计较这一个两个辣椒,没辣椒你小崽能醒么?”傅小蛙支着腰跟那黑鱼对骂。

    “小爷我就是喜欢睡怎么着,再睡个一百年过来,你也就归仙了,费去小爷我多少麻烦事啊!”

    “好,那就再用烈酒把你泡个几百年,让你多睡几百年!”傅小蛙要擒它。

    “你你,你别过来啊,注意点分寸啊!”

    “我就过,你怎么着你!”

    “我可是会叫的!”

    “你叫啊,你叫破喉咙也不会有人理你滴,咩哈哈哈!”

    “救命啊,非礼啊!”

    傅小蛙释放了一只终级吃货,给自己带来沉重的负担。这货什么都吃,天上飞的,地下走的,水里游的。不过吃多少,都不管叫饱,一直嚷嚷着饿,说傅小蛙虐待动物。

    “这些破雪鸡还不够塞牙缝,快点再给救命恩人来点吃的!”那黑鱼在剔着牙齿。

    傅小蛙哭丧着脸道:“你还是再把我杀掉算了,我已经没什么可以让你吃的,要不,你看看我的味道怎么样?”

    “你这点肉,还是不够塞牙的,还是那两颗灵兽粮好美味,真是让人怀念,想当年,爷每天吃饭,餐餐一大碗灵兽粮,真是好幸福的生活!”黑鱼抱拳贴在脸颊边陶醉在回忆露出幸福的表情。

    “一大碗,他妈的谁养活的你呀,老命都快没了,才弄来两颗!”

    “唉,只能说我命苦啊,女人怕嫁错郎,兽怕跟错主,心酸呐!”

    “那你不要跟着我好了,一点事情不会做,还老要吃的,你说你到底会干啥啊!”

    “其实我会做的事情多得很,洗衣做饭端茶倒水铺床叠被,可是,人家没吃饱,哪有力气干活!”黑鱼娇弱躺在抽泣。

    “卧勒个操,你一天吃的足够养一百个丫环了!”

    “叔叔,我饿!”黑鱼眼睛闪亮楚楚可怜。

    傅小蛙烦恼地抓抓头,想想什么才能塞饱这只无底洞。突然,他想到百宝囊里还有糖果,然后拿出百宝囊往里面翻找,里面东西很多,傅小蛙把挡事的东西拿出来放一边,那黑鱼探着个脑袋瞄望。

    傅小蛙把几大块狼尸放在一边,然后伸手进百宝囊里掏掏掏,黑鱼在旁边望着狼尸直流口水,小心翼翼地试问道:“叔叔,我能吃么?”

    傅小蛙的眉毛动弹几下,奇怪道:“你要吃这个,当心咬崩你的牙!”

    “我喜欢有嚼头的肉肉……看起来好美味……”

    黑鱼爱抚着几大块狼尸,傅小蛙切成几大块,整个异狼有几千斤重,每一大块都有近千斤。

    “那你……试试?”

    得到傅小蛙的同意,黑鱼扑到狼尸前,大口大口的吞食。

    “噢霍霍,这才叫肉,好满足,好充足。就是肉质太嫩一点!”黑鱼摇着尾巴扑在狼尸上大吃特吃,还钻进去吃,从里吃到外。

    傅小蛙打到一个寒颤,想象到自己牙齿全部咬崩掉的样,这个狼肉跟钢铁一样,他当时可以暴动气元才斩成几大块。

    几千斤重的狼尸,竟然被黑鱼吃个一干二净留下骨头跟兽皮,吃完之后,黑鱼拍拍肚皮打到一个饱嗝,似乎还不是很过瘾的样。

    “饱。饱了?”

    “七成吧!”黑鱼剔剔牙。懒洋洋地道。

    “你,你每餐都要吃这么多?”

    “矮油,人家正是长身体的时候,自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以后你好处多着呢。过来,给小爷捶捶背!”

    “滚,老哪里去给你找这么多异兽!”

    “叔叔。你,你好凶噢……”黑鱼楚楚可怜眼神回望。

    傅小蛙现在很头大,这条大吃货尾随着,是要吃垮他才甘心。不过也没有办法,谁叫它是救命恩人,依然还是要救醒的。

    天都学院恢复平静,学院为这一次的灾难,而举行一场哀悼大会,悼念在这场灾难不幸死去的人们,悼念那个奋不顾身勇救学员的导师,立这导师为榜样,让更多的导师学习。

    傅小蛙也参加了他的哀悼会,他的心情非常悲痛。

    (拖欠半章,注意章节修改情况,一会儿补上!)``````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````如果您喜欢这部作品,欢迎您来投推荐票、月票。您的支持,就是我最大的动力请搜索乐读窝,小说更好更新更快!

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